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FML

PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:07 am
by doggie

Re: FML

PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:08 pm
by whats.
doggie wrote:http://www.fmylife.com/top?page=1


which one is yours

"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML"

?? :P

PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:59 pm
by Tiu :o
old

clicked the link and lol'd though

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

hehe

PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:20 pm
by doggie
Must be yours!

"Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML"