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think fast!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:35 am
by cyber
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


Moral: Old men can still think fast

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:37 pm
by doggie
^^

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:54 pm
by negative

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:27 pm
by cyber
well duh - but im not going to spam a link from another forum on here.


the simple fact of the matter is alot of aDs don't go on SMCs website and vice versa. Thus as i have colleagues on both clans, i shall continue to post the same thing twice. once on each forum

PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:52 am
by negative
didn't say there was anything wrong with it :P

what I tend to do is just post it on one forum, then provide a link to that topic when relaying it to other forums...that's just me