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you want to tell him?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:50 pm
by cyber
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his
mother asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he
goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a
pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this
morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the
cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should
I?"

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:52 pm
by AntiVirus
um... not funny for me :smt069

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:21 pm
by cyber
AntiVirus wrote:um... not funny for me :smt069


you obviously didn't catch the wordplay...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:40 pm
by ParaÐøX
Are you going to tell him, or should I?
](*,)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:14 am
by excuse
i cant get it..

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:33 am
by cyber
omg......fuckin nubs...........

pussy!

PUSSY!

FUCKING PUSSY!


1. Nice name for a cat
2. Slang for women's genitals


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy


need more of a hint?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:34 am
by excuse
well then it should be like: as he walked down kicked the pussy/pussycat, coz u see.. still not funny , maybe its my bad sense of humor...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:43 am
by cyber
excuse wrote:well then it should be like: as he walked down kicked the pussy/pussycat, coz u see.. still not funny , maybe its my bad sense of humor...


no, just your lack of understanding english slang.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:09 am
by excuse
yes my english actually suck, but even when i understood this joke.. i didnt find it funny

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:14 am
by ParaÐøX
:-k

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:34 am
by Saberdude
LLLOOOOLLLLL we have dumb people here hahahahha.